No, you were too busy clutching a pillow you called 'mama' and sobbing into its bosom. The few times you did leave your bed it was to scour the taverns for men and women of a certain age--
Are you sure? You know I'm generally very open minded, but I have to say, I found rather disturbing the things one told me afterwards about some of your requests.
crystal.
Re: crystal.
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I really don't know. I don't even remember where we lived in the city.
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[ Poor people have views, right. ]
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[ Your mother is a stupid question. ]
I will tell Marisol. And I will tell her you choked up at the memory.
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You lost credibility at requests. Whereas if I say you want people to spank you—
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So should I say demands rather than requests? Let me write that down, I want to get it right when I tell Marisol.
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Sure you don't want to spank me first?
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Maker's tits, I can't believe I missed the chance to make a joke about that being the only way you can get a woman wet. It was right there.
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