No, you were too busy clutching a pillow you called 'mama' and sobbing into its bosom. The few times you did leave your bed it was to scour the taverns for men and women of a certain age--
Are you sure? You know I'm generally very open minded, but I have to say, I found rather disturbing the things one told me afterwards about some of your requests.
If I ask for four ginger Ander siblings— [ he's not asking for any Anders, for the record, because whether or not anyone wants to reunite with a family they haven't seen in decades is their own business ] —they will bring back a quarter of the country.
They're strangers, what would be the point? 'Hello, I'm the sister our parents gave away twenty years ago. You may remember the time I burned down our home? What have I been doing since then? Oh, you know, normal things. Studying, running for my life, killing a lot of people.'
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You lost credibility at requests. Whereas if I say you want people to spank you—
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So should I say demands rather than requests? Let me write that down, I want to get it right when I tell Marisol.
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Sure you don't want to spank me first?
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Maker's tits, I can't believe I missed the chance to make a joke about that being the only way you can get a woman wet. It was right there.
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If I ask for four ginger Ander siblings— [ he's not asking for any Anders, for the record, because whether or not anyone wants to reunite with a family they haven't seen in decades is their own business ] —they will bring back a quarter of the country.
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We spent a tiny fraction of our lives together. We have almost nothing in common except the ginger.
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I might have to try doubly hard to find those.
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Did you really burn down the house?
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