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[galvanising]

Of course.

You've been here a while, have you found any good taverns yet? Every time I ask all anyone suggests is this Hanged Man place but I was not impressed.

[exequy]

You're going to get stabbed.

[galvanising]

At any other bar, or if people hear I don't like this one shit tavern in a city full of shit taverns?

[exequy]

It's a local landmark. They're very proud.

[galvanising]

Of what? It's not even impressively bad. It's the most average tavern I've ever seen and we both know that I have seen a great many.

[exequy]

The... history... [ A horselike beats me exhale. ] They used to hang people there. Varric Tethras, the author, used to live there. That's all I know.

I'd been going to the Crooked Archer, but I can't go back.

[galvanising]

[ she makes a noise that goes with a shrug, somewhere between huh and a thoughtful hmm. ]

Tethras is something I guess. How much do you owe at the Archer?

[exequy]

Not much, honestly, but I had a fight with the bartender.

[galvanising]

Like an actual punching fight or like you slept with the bartender and it didn't end well?

[exequy]

I broke his nose. Not that anyone could tell. As if I'd ever—

[ He would ever. He might yet. ]

I can't go back there. So it's the Hanged Man or somewhere new—not the Falcon's Nest, either. They don't allow staves.

[galvanising]

And not the Blue Dragon because I slept with the bartenders and it didn't end well.

And the Viscount's Head is out, they keep insisting I have a massive bill to pay from the other night.

Perrin's Folly? The Narrows?

[exequy]

I owe money to people at Perrin's Folly. That dwarf. Kaldor.

The Narrows would be all right.

[ wait ]

—bartenders?

[galvanising]

What? I couldn't decide. What was I supposed to do, flip a coin?

Is Kaldor the dwarf who twirls his mustache constantly? You lost to him? That must've been a bad night.

[exequy]

Of course it was a bad fucking night.

[galvanising]

We haven't been to Perrin's Folly together, have we? Do you want to go win your money back?

[ by cheating, she means. it's not like rebel mages are very employable, but they do need to eat. sometimes needs must. ]

[exequy]

He's very serious about his knives.

[ That's not a no. ]

[galvanising]

Oooooh. How serious?

[ She's joking. ]

[exequy]

I am quite certain he has fleas.

[galvanising]

Eughh.

[ gross. ]

You ruin all my fun.